TOP 10 GRIPES OF YODA 10. The rollercoaster I cannot ride. 9. Luke's whining I must put up with. 8. Like Grover I talk. 7. Levitate X-wing fighters I can but on Dagobah I am stuck. 6.Voice of Obi-wan's keeps bugging me it does. 5. Little girls pick me up and me they hug. Degrading it is. 4. The better-looking female Skywalker I never got to meet. 3. "Hooked on Phonics" commercials I audition for; take me they will not. 2. At malls, during Christmas season, ask me, people do, if a low-quality tickle-me elmo doll I am, and how much do I cost. AND THE #1 GRIPE THAT YODA HAS IS: Stop, my grandma will not from pinching my cheeks, although 900 years old I am. (more wrinkles it gives me). Submitted by Yoda-girl |
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Top Ten Yoda Gripes |
TOP 10 GRIPES OF YODA 10. The rollercoaster I cannot ride. 9. Luke's whining I must put up with. 8. Like Grover I talk. 7. Levitate X-wing fighters I can but on Dagobah I am stuck. 6.Voice of Obi-wan's keeps bugging me it does. 5. Little girls pick me up and me they hug. Degrading it is. 4. The better-looking female Skywalker I never got to meet. 3. "Hooked on Phonics" commercials I audition for; take me they will not. 2. At malls, during Christmas season, ask me, people do, if a low-quality tickle-me elmo doll I am, and how much do I cost. AND THE #1 GRIPE THAT YODA HAS IS: Stop, my grandma will not from pinching my cheeks, although 900 years old I am. (more wrinkles it gives me). Submitted by Yoda-girl |